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Straight Up Packin' Heat While I'm Sound Asleep. Current mood: awake Category: Blogging
Does anyone else sleep with a gun? Call me wierd or paranoid or a loose cannon or a redneck if you will.... Well.... don't call me a redneck.
So I sleep with a 9mm......BIG FREAKIN DEAL! It's not like I shoot squirrels with it! In fact I'm not much on hunting but I'm not against it either. There's nothing like a good ole deer burger. Best meat you can get! No growth hormones or such. I know..... some of you are like EEEEEWW! But anyway I'm chasing rabbits I know.. But that's okay cause "This one's got some Meat on it!"
Like I was saying: I sleep with a 9mm (pistol). I don't see how any human being in his or her right mind could sleep without one. I mean don't get me wrong.. I've seen that section from the film "Bowling for Columbine" and I know there are some KNUTZ out there with rifles and stuff. That's all true and stuff but.... for THAT very REASON.... I sleep with a gun.
I sleep with my wife also, and the guns loaded but it is very safe and I don't have any kids around so......
Here in Greenville, Mississippi you can still carry a gun around in your car you know, just as long as it's not concealed and you don't have a criminal record....
I bought this gun a few years ago and I was shocked when I called the police department to have it registered and they told me to, "Just bring it in the police station".
Dead serious folks! I just waltzed up in the police station carrying a 9mm. IN A PAPER BAG! I wasn't ABOUT to bust up in there with a gun in my hand! But, that's what they told me to do.
I found out later that for $150.00 and a safety course I can carry my gun on me all the time like JOHN WAYNE!
Believe it or not.... this quiet little town of Greenville Mississippi aint so quiet.....
Angela and I just bought a new house just over a year ago and since we've been here there have been 2 incidents where some kids two houses over got into brawls and shot: 6 times one day and 5 times on another!
We have a bad gang problem because street gangs from New York and Illinois and other places come here to buy guns because it's so EASY TO BUY THEM HERE!
Now you're startin' to see the big picture and the viscous cycle I am sucked into.......
So OKAY ALL YOU LIBERALS OUT THERE! It will come out sooner or later....so.....
I OWN A GUN. I'M PACKIN' I GOT MY GAT, MY NINE, MY GLOCK!
(I feel like Jerry Seinfield on the "European Carry-All" episode when he finally admits: "My purse, I carry a purse!!"
The gun is just for protection....... but every once in a while........
I take it out to the edge of town and find some poor defenseless Coke can to open up on..
BLAT!
BLAT!
BLAT!
BLAT!
BLAT!
I'll admit it certainly makes you feel cool and powerful. It's easy to see once you squeeze that trigger and a deafening CRACK sounds off and your hands and arms and shoulders are forced backwards with the reaction of a lead slug with gun powder behind it exploding and forcing the bullet out at several hundred feet per second....
...so I have a lot of respect for what the gun can do. And I wish to God we could take the guns away from the gangsters and the local idiots but......
IT SIMPLY CANNOT BE DONE!!!
Criminals will always find a way to get guns just the same way a crack head always gets a rock....
I'M ALL FOR THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS PEOPLE!!!
If we pass a law that forbids the public to access guns..... then we are giving criminals permission to come into our houses and do as they wish because believe you ME! They Will Have a Gun!
I'M PACKIN' FOR A PURPOSE!!!
THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS
* It's 2:39 am and I'm just blogging.....
-AH-
Don't belive it when it says I'm playing music...
That's a lie out of hell!!! They gave me no option!
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